Why can't I be rich?

I want so many things. I want to hire a personal trainer to make me skinny. I would like a chef to make me healthy guilt-free food. I would like a new car, because I have F-ed up my Stratus. I would like to re-do my room. I want to launch my own headband line. Most importantly, I want to buy lots and lots of clothes. I would buy everything at Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters. I would hit up Metro Park, Nordstroms, and Bloomingdales. Unfortunately, I don't have that kind of cash. So I shop at stores like, Forever 21 and TJ Maxx. Those stores require digging. I hate digging but I'm good at it. I am a true bargain hunter. Forever 21 is a hot mess. Clothes are on the floor, smushed between other clothes, and are often hidden in other mounds of clothes. You need to dig! I usually walk around the store 3 or 4 times. Because you always miss stuff. My favorite Forever 21 is in Pasadena, CA. It is amazing. It's two stories and is completely organized. There are certain rooms with certain styles. There are sizes all in the proper order. It is like Disneyland for a penny pinching fashionista. Besides Forever 21, TJ Maxx is definitely hit or miss. It can be disappointing. Most of time you understand why certain clothes are there, because they are hideous and no one with a fashion sense would ever want to buy them. However, on certain occasions you can get lucky. I live for those lucky occasions. For instance, grabbing a Juicy jacket for $25, in my book that is a steal!