Saturday, January 9, 2010

Facebook.

Facebook can be thee greatest thing in the world or the worst.

Why I love about Facebook
  1. You can like things. I love when people like my stuff. I get all excited. Does that make me weird? It's like I feel accepted and sometimes that's nice.
  2. I enjoy updating my status. I update my status about every three hours. I have a lot to say and a limited amount of characters to express myself in, which is why a blog will be awesome for me.
  3. I like feeling connected with friends.
  4. I like being nosy and reading peoples comments.
  5. Facebook updates me as soon as couples break up or get together. "So and so is now single". I find this humorous because sometimes Facebook tells me things before my friends do.
  6. I love looking through peoples pictures. It's like people watching without having to look away, because staring is rude.
  7. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. It's fun stalking people. I notice, the people I hate the most, are the peoples pages I go to the most. Like.... oh what is that stupid whore up to today?
Why I dislike Facebook
  1. I hate all the apps. I don't want to play a game involving an imaginary farm. Nor, do I want to give you a virtual hug. So don't ask me.
  2. I hate when people leave this comment..." I miss you soooo much, let's hang out!" and they never make an attempt to do so. It's annoying.
  3. I hate when people you never talk to randomly decide that they should put in their advice when it is not needed.
  4. I don't like when people you didn't like or talk to in high school randomly ask to be your friend.
  5. I hate when you don't like someone and Facebook suggests them to you all the time! It pisses me off everytime I see their picture. There is a reason we are not friends Facebook!
  6. I hate when people tag "beat" pictures of me. Then I feel like a bitch when I un-tag myself.
  7. When I read shit like, "hanging with the bestie/wifey". Please don't ever use those words again.

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