kids say the funniest stuff.

I work at a school and the kids call me, Ms. Erin. ( ......= new convo / different kids) P.S. I have Jr. Kindergarten (step above pre-school) and regular Kindergarten.

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little girl- "Ms. Erin are you wearing a Juicy jacket?"

me- "Yes, I am."

little boy-" is it made out of juice?"

me- "It's not."

little boy- "then why do they call it a Juicy jacket?

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little boy- "Ms. Erin, guess what?"

me- "what?"

little boy- "my aunt gave me a woody."

me-"she gave you a WHAT?"

little boy- "A WOODY." (louder)

me- "umm..." (puzzled look on my face)

little boy-" you know woody the cowboy doll, for Toy Story?"

me-" oh gotcha, that makes more sense."

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Around Christmas time a little boy walked around singing this, "We wish you a merry booty, we wish you a merry booty, and a happy new booty."

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Shakira's music is making an impact on kids (SheWolf).... little girl- " There's a sea horse in my closet, open it up and set her free, ahhh woo!" (Actual lyrics, "There's a she wolf in your closet

Open up and set her free.")

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The disco ball light broke (the one we use for freeze dance). The kids were bummed. One kid walks up to me and says, " Don't worry Ms. Erin, my spirits aren't down." (HAHA what junior kindergardener says that?).

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