The Catcher in the Rye

was the best book ever made, hands down. Holden Caulfield is my favorite literary character. I think we would have been best friends. We both are pessimists and hate phonies. Speaking of phonies, I haaaaaaate when people say they miss you. If you really missed me, you'd make time to see me or talk to me. Don't text me out of the blue and say you miss me. It just pisses me off.