Thursday, May 27, 2010

Goodbye

Home

Where I feel safe
Where I have my own room
Where I have my own bathroom
Where I have my own closet
Where I learned to drive
Where I fell in love
Where I graduated high school
Where I lost Helen and Maggie
Where I know my way around
Where it is convenient
Where I have a place to park my car
Where I feel comfortable
Where friends come to relax
Where there is space for all my furniture
Where I can stare at my outfit in my closet mirror
Where I got my first job
Where I can close my door and lock out the world
Where I had a yard big enough to play soccer in and my dogs could run
Where I made new friends and already started over

Where I am going to miss

Move out day is July 5th. My 20th birthday will be spent in our our new home/box. I can't wait, NOT.

Goodbye East Lake... Hello Ghetto.



Monday, May 24, 2010

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Menstration in other Countries

  • The Netherlands: “The tomato soup is overcooked”
  • Brazil: “I’m with Chico”
  • China: “Little Sister has come”
  • many parts of Latin America: “Jenny has a red dress on”
  • Australia: “I’ve got the flags out”
  • Denmark: “There are Communists in the fun house”
  • Ireland: “I’m wearing a jam rag”
  • England: “I’m flying the Japanese flag”
  • Japan: “Little Miss Strawberry”
  • France: “The English have arrived”
  • Germany: “The cranberry woman is coming”
  • Puerto Rico: “Did the rooster already sing?”
  • South Africa: “Granny’s stuck in traffic”
weird and useless. haha

I got it. I got it.


SOOO READY FOR SATC2

Saturday, May 22, 2010

I am a wigger


Today I looked like a stupid white girl. I was in Walmart and I wanted to find my black girl conditioner. Yes, I use black girl conditioner (Thanks Quisa). It smells nice and tames my afro of red hair, ok? Anyways I couldn't find it. So I start looking at other shampoos, that might be similar. As I'm standing there a black man, politely asks me to move. His gf looks at me like I am lost. I'm sure they thought I was the dumbest person alive. Like go get your white girl, Pantene Pro V. I felt discriminated against :(

Friday, May 21, 2010

Working my ass off

I hope it's worth it. 2 more weeks of school thank you Jesus :) working over 40 hours a week doing random activities.